What would the human race do without them?
Probably get a great deal more peace. But then, there'd be no kitties to stroke when they deigned to accept such affection ;)
So here's a few one-liners I found about these furry felines:
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
One cat just leads to another.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Posted by adam at July 18, 2003 11:22 AM