I found these on the 'net today, and they're probably just so right...
Karen! Just for you!
Questions Asked of Librarians
"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"
"I'm looking for Robert James Waller's book, 'Waltzing through Grand Rapids.'" (Actual title wanted: "Slow Waltz in Cedar Bend.")
"Where is the reference desk?" This was asked of a person sitting at a desk who had, hanging above her head, a sign saying "REFERENCE DESK"!
"Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?"
"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"
Posted by adam at March 19, 2004 11:13 AMhehehe Having worked a public library reference desk, I can totally attest to the validity of these sorts of bizarre statements... *g*
Posted by: share at April 7, 2004 12:23 AM