"You might want to log on to EQ. Soress is quitting."

"The guild? I knew that, the raiding thing."

"No. EQ. Real life stuff."

So, I go and log on. Sure enough, Soress is giving away all his gear from all of his toons.

That's it. No more getting married. Every time one of my toons gets married, that person leaves the game a few months later.

Bah!