August 06, 2004
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Because you never know when an erotic dancing skill-soft might come in handy...

Posted by tisfan at August 06, 2004 10:14 PM
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Please tell me it's not the troll/smurf hybrid that said that.

Posted by: Matt on August 7, 2004 06:14 AM

Um... I could. But I'd be lying.

"I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations in which you needed a battery-operated vagina and didn't have one."

--Joaquin Phoenix, 8MM

Posted by: KT on August 7, 2004 11:02 AM

In that case, I certainly can't think of when an erotic dancing skill-soft might come in handy.

Posted by: Matt on August 7, 2004 05:37 PM

If it makes you feel any better, he's planning on slipping it into the cute elf-chick's software catalog, which Kevin's character periodically rearranges behind her back. We expect the dancing software will load up at random at some point.

Posted by: Greg on August 9, 2004 12:40 PM

The cute, pretentious, and above all *stupid* elf chick.

Speaking of battery-operated vaginas, though, have we been introduced to the glory that is the Fleshlight?

Posted by: Daniel M. Laenker on August 9, 2004 04:55 PM

With a lead-up like that, do we even *want* to be?

Posted by: Gris on August 10, 2004 10:49 AM

You? Probably not, Karen. :D

Posted by: KT on August 10, 2004 02:34 PM
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