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Conversation:

KT: Kevin, dear, sweetheart, DARLING?

Kevin: Yes?

KT: There is a SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM, CANYOUCOMEKILLITPLEASE?

Kevin: Yeah, no problem. Where is it?

KT: In the sink. And um... while you're at it, would you please hand me my vibrator, because you know, if the spider fell on it, I think I'd have to throw it out.

Kevin: There's a *sink* right *here*.

KT: NO SPIDER COOTIES!