Matt and I were standing in line at the grocery store tonight, waiting our turn. Bored, I idly scanned the covers of the checkout magazines. Usually, my gaze lingers on the Weekly World News - it's amusing.

However, tonight the headlines that caught my eye were a pair of teasers, set precisely opposite each other on the cover of... Not Cosmo, but a similar woman's magazine.

On the left: You Can Change Your Body!

On the right: Men Tell Us Why They Like Women The Way They Are!