December 11, 2003
Memo

MEMO:
TO: Mammary Glands
RE: Production

Feeling full and then producing high quantities of milk is acceptable. Feeling empty and then producing little is, if not hoped for, at least understood. Feeling empty and then producing a great deal would be an extremely desireable outcome.

However, feeling full and then producing very little milk is, as of this moment, an unacceptable situation, and it will no longer be tolerated.

Thank you,
--MGMT.

Posted by Liz at 02:25 PM

And then they said...

Which begs the question, what sort of steps can you take to rememdy non-performance?

How, exactly, does one fire one's own boobs?

Posted by: Gris (email) on December 12, 2003 12:56 AM


There are all sorts of remedies for low production. I've tried a few, including fenugreek supplements and a prescription med that I can't remember the name of. They haven't worked very well for me, though the fenugreek did wonders for KT. So it's probably just as well that we're going to start Penny on solids soon and wean her around 6 months.

As for firing one's own boobs... Well... I'm still working on that.

Posted by: Liz (email) (link) on December 12, 2003 12:12 PM


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