Baby Mark 2

Yes, I know, I haven't written over here in like a zillion years. Or months, anyway.

Anyway, I'm pregnant again. ("Again," I say, like this will be my 4th or 5th.) Did the confirmation checkup at the OB's today, and they gave me the requisite stack of reading material. I got home a bit ago, got dinner started, and decided to start flipping through the Pregnancy & Newborn magazine, just to see if there's anything useful in there.

I dunno about useful, but... the page after the contents says, "Who's your daddy?" and has a... display of pacifiers. Not just any pacifiers, but pacifiers in bright colors with GLITTER AND SPARKLE DESIGNS on them. Including one of a skull and crossbones.

I thought it was a joke. A gimmick, to get people to look at the ad a second time, you know? But then I read the small print, and then I blinked and loaded up the webpage, and... Nope. They're real. Introducing the Bling pacifier, from Munchkin.

I, um.

Wow.