http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/ A life lived in fear is a life half-lived. en-us 2008-03-14T20:56:29-05:00 2008-03-14T20:58:40-05:00 Do you know how to survive on the moon? (I freely admit that I only scored a 36%... but I... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/003044.html Sheer Silliness ebrooks 2008-03-14T20:56:29-05:00 The scene: our bathroom. Me: Wow, what a pee! I don't know if you'd have been able to hold that... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/003026.html Penny ebrooks 2007-05-19T17:41:05-05:00 Yes, I know, I haven't written over here in like a zillion years. Or months, anyway. Anyway, I'm pregnant again.... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/003021.html Baby Mark 2 ebrooks 2007-05-02T16:59:43-05:00 Subject (aka "Penny") woke this morning with a dry diaper. Subject denied need for toilet. Subject selected a movie and... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002979.html Penny ebrooks 2006-11-11T09:18:58-05:00 I went out at lunch to get candy and stuff for my neighborhood Boo'ing, and while I was at the... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002976.html ebrooks 2006-10-26T13:40:05-05:00 It was a perfectly simple plan. We would leave home around 11, stop at the bank for some cash, and... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002971.html ebrooks 2006-10-05T12:21:35-05:00 Of course, almost everyone who reads this blog actually participated in this conversation, but I think it needs to be... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002965.html Sheer Silliness ebrooks 2006-09-26T11:27:34-05:00 I've seen similar lists before, but this one is longer than most, and some of them were so funny I... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002955.html Sheer Silliness ebrooks 2006-08-26T07:20:38-05:00 Penny's three now. Might as well be thirty, if this sample of conversation is any indication: "Gimme a kiss? Kiss... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002945.html Penny ebrooks 2006-08-12T20:36:33-05:00 I don't, as a rule, deliberately listen in on other people's conversations. But there's a woman at work who talks... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002944.html Meditation ebrooks 2006-08-11T09:02:26-05:00 So Matt did a meme thing about books, so obviously I am obliged to do so, as well. Here's the... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002940.html Sheer Silliness ebrooks 2006-08-08T18:36:40-05:00 I was sitting with Penny while she ate her lunch. She picked up a slice of ham, pressed it between... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002937.html ebrooks 2006-08-06T11:15:39-05:00 It is 4am, as I write this. I am very, very tired, but I am not remotely sleepy. I went... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002936.html ebrooks 2006-08-04T03:57:22-05:00 Too funny not to share, even to my very limited audience... Orgasm or Foodgasm? -- Can you tell, just by... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002935.html Sheer Silliness ebrooks 2006-08-03T16:46:18-05:00 So Penny is sitting on the potty, playing with the shower curtain and generally doing anything except, y'know, what one... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002931.html Penny ebrooks 2006-07-24T19:39:37-05:00