http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/ A life lived in fear is a life half-lived. en-us 2008-03-14T20:56:29-05:00 2008-03-14T20:58:40-05:00 Do you know how to survive on the moon? (I freely admit that I only scored a 36%... but I... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/003044.html The scene: our bathroom. Me: Wow, what a pee! I don't know if you'd have been able to hold that... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/003026.html Yes, I know, I haven't written over here in like a zillion years. Or months, anyway. Anyway, I'm pregnant again.... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/003021.html Subject (aka "Penny") woke this morning with a dry diaper. Subject denied need for toilet. Subject selected a movie and... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002979.html I went out at lunch to get candy and stuff for my neighborhood Boo'ing, and while I was at the... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002976.html It was a perfectly simple plan. We would leave home around 11, stop at the bank for some cash, and... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002971.html Of course, almost everyone who reads this blog actually participated in this conversation, but I think it needs to be... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002965.html I've seen similar lists before, but this one is longer than most, and some of them were so funny I... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002955.html Penny's three now. Might as well be thirty, if this sample of conversation is any indication: "Gimme a kiss? Kiss... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002945.html I don't, as a rule, deliberately listen in on other people's conversations. But there's a woman at work who talks... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002944.html So Matt did a meme thing about books, so obviously I am obliged to do so, as well. Here's the... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002940.html I was sitting with Penny while she ate her lunch. She picked up a slice of ham, pressed it between... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002937.html It is 4am, as I write this. I am very, very tired, but I am not remotely sleepy. I went... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002936.html Too funny not to share, even to my very limited audience... Orgasm or Foodgasm? -- Can you tell, just by... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002935.html So Penny is sitting on the potty, playing with the shower curtain and generally doing anything except, y'know, what one... http://mt.confusticate.com/liz/archives/002931.html